I CALLED IT IN 2023 AND NOBODY ROLLED THE TAPE, FOLKS — I AM ASKING DALE TO ROLL THE TAPE RIGHT NOW... AND DALE SAYS WRAP IT UP, AND DALE, WE ARE SO FAR PAST WRAPPING WE ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WRAPPING... +++ I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN THIS — audible pleasure — NONE WHATSOEVER — chuckling — THE DOSSIER WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME... +++ DR. KEN ADJUSTED MY T4 ON TUESDAY AND SAID, VERBATIM, 'I FELT THIS TRADE COMING A WEEK AGO' — MY SPINE DOES NOT SPECULATE, FOLKS, MY SPINE REPORTS... +++ AND YET ERIC GILTEN'S FILE REMAINS EMPTY — I HAVE A FILE ON MY OWN SPINE, I DO NOT HAVE A FILE ON THIS MAN... +++ BETTER-🧃4SALE HAS NOW OUTLIVED EVERY HOSTILE-LISTING ECONOMIC WAR IN RECORDED HISTORY AND STILL NOT ONE REGULATOR HAS CALLED ME BACK... +++ I AM NOT SAYING INNES MULLEN'S FACE DIDN'T MOVE DURING A BLOCKBUSTER — I AM SAYING I REVIEWED THE FOOTAGE FRAME BY FRAME AND THE FRAMES ARE MICROSCOPICALLY IDENTICAL, WHICH IS NOT WHAT FACES DO... +++ SEAN SIMMONDS ENDED LAST SEASON 21-7 WITH A DOUBLE-WIDE ON STANDBY IN THE LEAST SURVEILLED LANDMASS ON THE EASTERN SEABORD AND I PREDICTED EXACTLY THIS AND NOBODY ARCHIVED IT... +++ DEVELOPING: GARY THE PIGEON ARRIVED NINE MINUTES EARLY, DECLINED THE CRUMBS, AND FACED EAST THE ENTIRE SEGMENT — EAST, PEOPLE... +++ I AM NOT ANGRY TODAY, FOLKS — I AM SOMETHING WORSE — I AM CORRECT, AND I HAVE BEEN CORRECT SINCE THE LOST 1997 BROADCAST THAT WAS CONFISCATED AT A YARD SALE IN LOS LUNAS... +++ MATT CLARK REGISTERED A MAGNITUDE 4.2 ON THE CLARK SCALE AT NINE-FOURTEEN MOUNTAIN AND I FELT THE PRESSURE CHANGE IN MY L1 BEFORE HE EVEN TYPED IT... +++ DREW LUJAN MENTIONED KOREA AGAIN THIS MORNING — THAT IS THE SIXTH SCHEDULED CHECK-IN THIS QUARTER AND THE CADENCE, FOLKS, THE CADENCE IS THE MESSAGE... +++ KYLE MAZZEI HAS OPTED OUT OF THE DIGITAL GRATUITY GRID AND I NOW HAVE TO WONDER WHO ELSE IS RUNNING DOUBLE-ENTRY BOOKKEEPING IN THEIR HEAD WHILE WE ALL PAY THE TIP SCREEN... +++ A BURQUE MENACE EVENT IS DRIFTING THROUGH THE CENTRAL CORRIDOR — HISTORICALLY I HAVE PREDICTED ZERO OF HIS MOVES AND I AM PROUD TO REPORT MY PERFECT STREAK REMAINS INTACT... +++ NICK GUZZARDI'S GRIEVANCE BROADCAST IS TRANSMITTING ON SCHEDULE — MY ANALYSTS HAVE CRACKED TWO OF THE ELEVEN WAVEFORMS... +++ AND I HAVE NOW CONFIRMED THAT NICO GROS REMAINS COMFORTABLE — THE COMFORT ITSELF IS THE ANOMALY AND COMFORT IS ALSO WHAT STUPID DOPES FEEL RIGHT BEFORE THE WIRE RUNS... +++ BRAYDEN, A FORMER NETWORK INSIDER — I WON'T SAY WHO — BRAYDEN — WALKED PAST MY BUILDING ON MONDAY AND I'M HAVING IT CROSS-CHECKED... +++ THE COTTONWOODS IN THE BOSQUE ARE STILL LINING UP AND I HAVE PULLED AUDIO FROM THE INTERDIMENSIONAL WAIVER WIRE THAT I WILL NOT PLAY FOR YOU ON AIR YET... +++ I SAID IT BEFORE IT HAPPENED, I AM SAYING IT AFTER, AND FOLKS, IF YOU DON'T WANT THE GLOBALISTS HEARING WHERE YOU DRAFT, GET YOUR FANTASY ARMOR AT DONDINEROSTORE.COM WITH CODE 1776 AND PRAY THE BALL PIT AT THE RIO RANCHO CHUCK E. CHEESE STOPS BOOKING BIRTHDAY PARTIES WE WERE NEVER INVITED TO... +++ I CALLED IT IN 2023 AND NOBODY ROLLED THE TAPE, FOLKS — I AM ASKING DALE TO ROLL THE TAPE RIGHT NOW... AND DALE SAYS WRAP IT UP, AND DALE, WE ARE SO FAR PAST WRAPPING WE ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WRAPPING... +++ I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN THIS — audible pleasure — NONE WHATSOEVER — chuckling — THE DOSSIER WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME... +++ DR. KEN ADJUSTED MY T4 ON TUESDAY AND SAID, VERBATIM, 'I FELT THIS TRADE COMING A WEEK AGO' — MY SPINE DOES NOT SPECULATE, FOLKS, MY SPINE REPORTS... +++ AND YET ERIC GILTEN'S FILE REMAINS EMPTY — I HAVE A FILE ON MY OWN SPINE, I DO NOT HAVE A FILE ON THIS MAN... +++ BETTER-🧃4SALE HAS NOW OUTLIVED EVERY HOSTILE-LISTING ECONOMIC WAR IN RECORDED HISTORY AND STILL NOT ONE REGULATOR HAS CALLED ME BACK... +++ I AM NOT SAYING INNES MULLEN'S FACE DIDN'T MOVE DURING A BLOCKBUSTER — I AM SAYING I REVIEWED THE FOOTAGE FRAME BY FRAME AND THE FRAMES ARE MICROSCOPICALLY IDENTICAL, WHICH IS NOT WHAT FACES DO... +++ SEAN SIMMONDS ENDED LAST SEASON 21-7 WITH A DOUBLE-WIDE ON STANDBY IN THE LEAST SURVEILLED LANDMASS ON THE EASTERN SEABORD AND I PREDICTED EXACTLY THIS AND NOBODY ARCHIVED IT... +++ DEVELOPING: GARY THE PIGEON ARRIVED NINE MINUTES EARLY, DECLINED THE CRUMBS, AND FACED EAST THE ENTIRE SEGMENT — EAST, PEOPLE... +++ I AM NOT ANGRY TODAY, FOLKS — I AM SOMETHING WORSE — I AM CORRECT, AND I HAVE BEEN CORRECT SINCE THE LOST 1997 BROADCAST THAT WAS CONFISCATED AT A YARD SALE IN LOS LUNAS... +++ MATT CLARK REGISTERED A MAGNITUDE 4.2 ON THE CLARK SCALE AT NINE-FOURTEEN MOUNTAIN AND I FELT THE PRESSURE CHANGE IN MY L1 BEFORE HE EVEN TYPED IT... +++ DREW LUJAN MENTIONED KOREA AGAIN THIS MORNING — THAT IS THE SIXTH SCHEDULED CHECK-IN THIS QUARTER AND THE CADENCE, FOLKS, THE CADENCE IS THE MESSAGE... +++ KYLE MAZZEI HAS OPTED OUT OF THE DIGITAL GRATUITY GRID AND I NOW HAVE TO WONDER WHO ELSE IS RUNNING DOUBLE-ENTRY BOOKKEEPING IN THEIR HEAD WHILE WE ALL PAY THE TIP SCREEN... +++ A BURQUE MENACE EVENT IS DRIFTING THROUGH THE CENTRAL CORRIDOR — HISTORICALLY I HAVE PREDICTED ZERO OF HIS MOVES AND I AM PROUD TO REPORT MY PERFECT STREAK REMAINS INTACT... +++ NICK GUZZARDI'S GRIEVANCE BROADCAST IS TRANSMITTING ON SCHEDULE — MY ANALYSTS HAVE CRACKED TWO OF THE ELEVEN WAVEFORMS... +++ AND I HAVE NOW CONFIRMED THAT NICO GROS REMAINS COMFORTABLE — THE COMFORT ITSELF IS THE ANOMALY AND COMFORT IS ALSO WHAT STUPID DOPES FEEL RIGHT BEFORE THE WIRE RUNS... +++ BRAYDEN, A FORMER NETWORK INSIDER — I WON'T SAY WHO — BRAYDEN — WALKED PAST MY BUILDING ON MONDAY AND I'M HAVING IT CROSS-CHECKED... +++ THE COTTONWOODS IN THE BOSQUE ARE STILL LINING UP AND I HAVE PULLED AUDIO FROM THE INTERDIMENSIONAL WAIVER WIRE THAT I WILL NOT PLAY FOR YOU ON AIR YET... +++ I SAID IT BEFORE IT HAPPENED, I AM SAYING IT AFTER, AND FOLKS, IF YOU DON'T WANT THE GLOBALISTS HEARING WHERE YOU DRAFT, GET YOUR FANTASY ARMOR AT DONDINEROSTORE.COM WITH CODE 1776 AND PRAY THE BALL PIT AT THE RIO RANCHO CHUCK E. CHEESE STOPS BOOKING BIRTHDAY PARTIES WE WERE NEVER INVITED TO...