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THE SCHEDULE — TRACKED, LOGGED, SUSPECTED

NFL is in the OFFSEASON. Below is the full pairing schedule with REAL Sleeper projected team scores. Live scores fill in automatically once games are played.

MATCHUPSWEEK 11
The Burque Menace(0-0)FAV
PROJ 125.5
Kyle Mazzei(0-0)
PROJ 113.7

SLEEPER PROJECTION: The Burque Menace by 11.8

Nico Gros(0-0)FAV
PROJ 95.6
Nick Guzzardi(0-0)
PROJ 85.0

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Nico Gros by 10.6

Eric Gilten(0-0)FAV
PROJ 106.1
Conner Lucero(0-0)
PROJ 95.1

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Eric Gilten by 10.9

Sean Simmonds(0-0)FAV
PROJ 131.9
Mike Schaber(0-0)
PROJ 111.5

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Sean Simmonds by 20.4

Matt Clark(0-0)FAV
PROJ 97.5
Drew Lujan(0-0)
PROJ 74.2

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Matt Clark by 23.3

Noah Gross(0-0)FAV
PROJ 88.0
Innes Mullen(0-0)
PROJ 72.6

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Noah Gross by 15.3

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Schedule, live scores, and projected team scores pulled live from the Sleeper surveillance network.

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