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ERIC GILTEN FILED A WAIVER CLAIM — THAT'S THE FIRST DOCUMENT WITH HIS NAME ON IT IN TWENTY-SEVEN MONTHS... +++ SEAN SIMMONDS' PATAGONIA QUARTER PIZZ DISCHARGED RADIATION LEVELS DANGEROUS TO PREGNANT WOMEN AND TRUTH SEEKERS... +++ MATT CLARK ERUPTED IN A 5.3 CLARK UNIT SEISMIC EVENT DURING THE FREE AGENT BIDDING WINDOW — WE HAVE FOOTAGE... +++ DREW LUJAN SAID 'CIRCLE BACK' THREE TIMES IN ONE TEXT MESSAGE — THE LANGUAGE PACK IS GLITCHING... +++ NICK GUZZARDI COMPLAINED ABOUT A PLAYER'S YARDAGE TOTAL — THAT'S THE FULL TRANSCRIPT, PEOPLE... +++ THE BURQUE MENACE SIGHTED AT A WAIVER WIRE TRUCK STOP — HE HAD NO SHIRT AND A LIQUID ASSET IN HIS HAND... +++ INNES MULLEN DROPPED A TIGHT END WITHOUT FLINCHING — THIS UNIT HAS EARNED FIVE SEASONS OF TOTAL EMOTIONAL SILENCE... +++ NOAH GROSS EXECUTED A TRADE HE 'HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT' — EXCEPT HE HAD, FOLKS, THE PAPERWORK WAS NOTARIZED BEFORE THE PROPOSAL... +++ KYLE MAZZEI'S $0.00 TIP ON A $47 DINNER WAS A REBELLION AGAINST THE DIGITAL GRATUITY SURVEILLANCE GRID — GOOD FOR HIM... +++ NICO GROS PICKED UP A THIRD STRING RUNNING BACK WITH A SMILE — THE COMFORT ITSELF IS THE ANOMALY... +++ THE JUICE MARKET WAR ESCALATED: ERIC GILTEN LISTED 'BETTER JUICE' ON THE TRADE BLOCK AT 4:44 AM MOUNTAIN... +++ MIKE SCHABER'S DISTRIBUTION NETWORK REROUTED THREE PLAYERS THROUGH COLUMBUS, OHIO — NOT A ROUTE ON ANY MAP... +++ CONNER LUCERO'S EAR HOLES PINGED A SCATTERED TRANSMISSION — THE PORTS ARE STILL WARM, FOLKS... +++ DON DINERO TRUTH NETWORK HAS CONFIRMED: THE SLEEPER-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX USES DYNASTY PICKS AS BACKDATED FUTURES CONTRACTS... +++ BIG FANTASY WANTS YOU TO TRUST THE ALGORITHM — WE DON'T — ACTIVATE FANTASY ARMOR TODAY AT DONDINEROSTORE.COM... +++ WAIVER WIRE VITALITY SUPPLEMENTS — 100% FREE OF GLOBALIST BIOCHEMICAL MANIPULATION... +++ HAS ANYONE SEEN MAILY? I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO HAD A FOURTEEN-FOOT PYTHON IN HIS HOUSE... +++ JUST IN: AN UNKNOWN TEAM OWNER'S PROFILE PICTURE BLINKED — THAT'S NOT A GLITCH, THAT'S A FIBER OPTIC CHECK-IN... +++ ERIC GILTEN FILED A WAIVER CLAIM — THAT'S THE FIRST DOCUMENT WITH HIS NAME ON IT IN TWENTY-SEVEN MONTHS... +++ SEAN SIMMONDS' PATAGONIA QUARTER PIZZ DISCHARGED RADIATION LEVELS DANGEROUS TO PREGNANT WOMEN AND TRUTH SEEKERS... +++ MATT CLARK ERUPTED IN A 5.3 CLARK UNIT SEISMIC EVENT DURING THE FREE AGENT BIDDING WINDOW — WE HAVE FOOTAGE... +++ DREW LUJAN SAID 'CIRCLE BACK' THREE TIMES IN ONE TEXT MESSAGE — THE LANGUAGE PACK IS GLITCHING... +++ NICK GUZZARDI COMPLAINED ABOUT A PLAYER'S YARDAGE TOTAL — THAT'S THE FULL TRANSCRIPT, PEOPLE... +++ THE BURQUE MENACE SIGHTED AT A WAIVER WIRE TRUCK STOP — HE HAD NO SHIRT AND A LIQUID ASSET IN HIS HAND... +++ INNES MULLEN DROPPED A TIGHT END WITHOUT FLINCHING — THIS UNIT HAS EARNED FIVE SEASONS OF TOTAL EMOTIONAL SILENCE... +++ NOAH GROSS EXECUTED A TRADE HE 'HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT' — EXCEPT HE HAD, FOLKS, THE PAPERWORK WAS NOTARIZED BEFORE THE PROPOSAL... +++ KYLE MAZZEI'S $0.00 TIP ON A $47 DINNER WAS A REBELLION AGAINST THE DIGITAL GRATUITY SURVEILLANCE GRID — GOOD FOR HIM... +++ NICO GROS PICKED UP A THIRD STRING RUNNING BACK WITH A SMILE — THE COMFORT ITSELF IS THE ANOMALY... +++ THE JUICE MARKET WAR ESCALATED: ERIC GILTEN LISTED 'BETTER JUICE' ON THE TRADE BLOCK AT 4:44 AM MOUNTAIN... +++ MIKE SCHABER'S DISTRIBUTION NETWORK REROUTED THREE PLAYERS THROUGH COLUMBUS, OHIO — NOT A ROUTE ON ANY MAP... +++ CONNER LUCERO'S EAR HOLES PINGED A SCATTERED TRANSMISSION — THE PORTS ARE STILL WARM, FOLKS... +++ DON DINERO TRUTH NETWORK HAS CONFIRMED: THE SLEEPER-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX USES DYNASTY PICKS AS BACKDATED FUTURES CONTRACTS... +++ BIG FANTASY WANTS YOU TO TRUST THE ALGORITHM — WE DON'T — ACTIVATE FANTASY ARMOR TODAY AT DONDINEROSTORE.COM... +++ WAIVER WIRE VITALITY SUPPLEMENTS — 100% FREE OF GLOBALIST BIOCHEMICAL MANIPULATION... +++ HAS ANYONE SEEN MAILY? I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO HAD A FOURTEEN-FOOT PYTHON IN HIS HOUSE... +++ JUST IN: AN UNKNOWN TEAM OWNER'S PROFILE PICTURE BLINKED — THAT'S NOT A GLITCH, THAT'S A FIBER OPTIC CHECK-IN...
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THE SCHEDULE — TRACKED, LOGGED, SUSPECTED

NFL is in the OFFSEASON. Below is the full pairing schedule with REAL Sleeper projected team scores. Live scores fill in automatically once games are played.

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MATCHUPS — WEEK 12
Kyle Mazzei(0-0)FAV
PROJ 135.1
Nico Gros(0-0)
PROJ 132.2

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Kyle Mazzei by 2.9

Conner Lucero(0-0)FAV
PROJ 146.2
Mike Schaber(0-0)
PROJ 125.2

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Conner Lucero by 20.9

Matt Clark(0-0)FAV
PROJ 126.4
Innes Mullen(0-0)
PROJ 111.3

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Matt Clark by 15.1

Sean Simmonds(0-0)FAV
PROJ 149.2
Eric Gilten(0-0)
PROJ 129.5

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Sean Simmonds by 19.7

Noah Gross(0-0)FAV
PROJ 109.8
Drew Lujan(0-0)
PROJ 74.5

SLEEPER PROJECTION: Noah Gross by 35.4

The Burque Menace(0-0)FAV
PROJ 129.9
Nick Guzzardi(0-0)
PROJ 105.0

SLEEPER PROJECTION: The Burque Menace by 24.9

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Schedule, live scores, and projected team scores pulled live from the Sleeper surveillance network.

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